Have you ever wondered what it is like to raise a really smart, really ornery little boy?
Wonder no more.
This is a perfect example of the things we hear from him on a daily basis.
Goose: Mommy, can I have more apples?
Me: No, baby, I don't have any more apples.
Goose: Yes, I think you do.
Me: No, Goose. I do not. You and your brother ate them all.
Goose: It not ok that you lie. Give me the bag. I gonna check it. Lying is bad, mama.
Me: Maybe you should apply the "lying is bad" concept to your own life. You've had a rough time with that recently.
Goose: RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWR!!!!! I T-REX!!!!!!
Me: Well, hopefully T-Rex doesn't have the same issues with lying that Aiden has.
Goose: Mommy, just give me the apples.
And that is a normal conversation in the car, on the way to preschool.
This kid is lucky I love him as much as I do.
P.S. In case you are wondering, yes, I laughed.
BUT, I bit the inside of my cheek to keep from making any noise
and I adjusted the rearview mirror to be sure he couldn't see me.
He doesn't need to know how funny I think he is. :)
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